here is a poem frm a mail by a cyberjaya campus student it is fun and i want to share with all my frends!!!!
"MMU Cyber funny punya story( just for fun~~~~)
FOM buiding is big and dusty Nice to see from the outside but cacat from the inside The floor will be very watery after raining You can learn how to drift with your kaki FIT building has one mini grand hall Transparent glass + good air con service A lot of girls learn Yoga di sini A lot of guys will pass by accidently
FOE buiding is a good place to keep fit Air con service can help you to be more skinny Fatties can keep fit for free Skinny people like me will become mummy
FCM building is a good place to play hide and seek the cafe tauke is so greedy one chicken + vege + rice must be 4ringgit also have to see him happy or not happy
Cafeteria besides the library has a lot of food that you can eat you can't find any place has more flies compare with sini chef here try hard to cook the food to be more tasty but the flies oso try hard to 'pang sai' n pee
Swimming pool here is still new and pretty but you hav2 pay Rm1 per entry boys and girls cannot kongsi all the guys are not happy only the jaga laugh like crazy
MMU Cyber has a lot of trees is an ideal place to live for uncle n aunty every morning got people to play taichi every nite oso got people to go for jogging sometimes you can hear people shouting thier mind stuck or because they cannot pee? i only know i can't get a good sleep because of these monkeys
If you live in hostel you better pray harder can you live without water and electricity? sometimes your door can't open and you have to find axe to 'hantam' kasi jadi hostel admin always say they will settle until the mosquito also sleeping
If you live in Cyberia then you are lucky you will be healthier because you walk like crazy the road to there is so gelap and scarry at night a romantic place for couples and robbers.
No doubt MMU got leng lui but those International student easily can let you 'si' mangali also looks like Bollywood celebrity Malaysian guys how to find girl friend di sini?
MMU also got leng chai but leng chai here are Otaku they like thier online games / anime more than anything they dunno who is Jessica Alba but Nana or Dota is thier honey
Drivers here are well manners and friendly they are lovely darling that should be awarded a kiss they will wait for you to cross the zebra line patiently unlike drivers in KL all so 'kia shu' and 'kia si'. MMU is a good place to study juz that the academic fees are scarry you have to call PTPTN as your daddy and JPA or Yayasan can be your mummy. Lecturers here are good and pretty especially the Hani Nakamura who teach Japanese language too bad she is married and got people saw her walking with her little cutie son happily. a lot of guy's heart break because of this.
I swear everything from the above is truth and no cheating please don't sue me because i 'kia si' MMU Boleh & Malaysia Boleh!"
P/s: i just want to share sumting vif my frens, pls dun sue me, coz i kia si =.=