2008年7月31日星期四

笑死人12星座小孩

朋友穿了这封邮件给我,觉得蛮有意思,就和大家分享。。。。。
摩羯座
一天,羯羯跟媽媽上街﹔走在路上,突然下起雨來。
媽媽拉過羯羯的小手,說:下雨了,快往前跑阿!
羯羯慢條斯理地問:那前面就不下雨嘍!?
(明白現實懶得改變的摩羯)
水瓶座
瓶瓶問媽媽:為什麼稱 蔣 先生為『先人』?
媽媽說:因為'先人'是對死去的人的稱呼。
瓶瓶說:那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鮮奶』?
(天生的另類、腦筋思考永遠和常人不一樣的水瓶)

雙魚座
爸爸給魚魚講小時候經常挨餓的事。
聽完後,魚魚兩眼含淚,十分同情地問:
哦,爸爸,你是因為沒飯吃才來我們家的嗎?
(富含豐富同情心、不分情況及對象的雙魚)

白羊座
媽媽經常叮囑羊羊:穿裙子時不可以蕩秋千﹔不然,會被小男生看到里面的小內褲哦!
有一天,羊羊高興地對媽媽說:今天我和小明比賽蕩秋千,我贏了!
媽媽生氣地說:不是告訴過你嗎?穿裙子時不要蕩秋千!
羊羊驕傲地說:可是我好聰明哦!我把里面的小內褲脫掉了,這樣他就 看不到我的小內褲了!
(勇敢直率、敢做敢為的白羊)

金牛座
賣瓜小販:快來吃西瓜,不甜不要錢!
饑渴的牛牛:哇!太好了,老板,來個不甜的!
(持家、想出軌又顧全自己的金牛)



雙子座
媽媽叫雙雙起床:快點起來!公雞都叫好幾遍了!
雙雙說:公雞叫和我有什麼關係?我又不是母雞!
(自我意識強烈、自行思維的雙子)


巨蟹座
公車上,蟹蟹說:今晚我要和媽媽睡!
媽媽問道:你將來娶了媳婦也和媽媽睡阿?
蟹蟹不假思索:嗯!
媽媽又問:那你媳婦怎麼辦?
蟹蟹想了半天,說:好辦,讓她跟爸爸睡!
媽媽:!@#$%︿&*
再看爸爸,已經熱淚盈眶啦!
(戀母情結、依戀的巨蟹)


獅子座
獅獅去參加奶奶的壽宴。到了吃壽包的時候,
獅獅問:我們為什麼要吃這種像屁股的壽包?
眾人聽了臉色大變。
接著獅獅撥開壽包,看看里面的豆沙,說:奶奶,快看!里面還有大便!
眾人暈的暈,吐的吐。
(以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的驕傲的獅子)

處女座
處處對肚臍很好奇,就問爸爸.....
爸爸把臍帶連著胎兒與母體的道理簡單地講了一下,說:
嬰兒離開母體之後,醫生把臍帶剪斷,並打了一個結,後來就成了肚臍。
處處:那醫生為什麼不打個蝴蝶結?
(好奇心強又追求完美的處女)



天秤座
父親對天天說:今天不要上學了,昨晚.....你媽給你生了兩個弟弟。你給老師說一下就行了。
天天卻回答:爸爸,我只說生了一個﹔另一個,我想留著下星期不想上時再說!
(聰明、權衡利弊的天平)



天蠍座
蠍蠍剛睡著,就叫蚊子叮了一口。
他起來趕蚊子,卻怎麼也趕不出去。
沒法,便指著蚊子說:好吧,你不出去我出去!
邊說邊出了房間,把門使勁關嚴得意地說:
哼!我今晚不進屋,非把 你餓死不可!
(搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蠍)


射手座
射射:爸爸,為什麼你有那麼多白頭髮?
爸爸:因為你不乖,所以爸爸有好多白頭髮啊。
射射:……(疑惑中)
射射:那為什麼爺爺全部都是白頭髮?
爸爸:!@#$%︿&*
(喜歡思考的射手)

2008年7月26日星期六

RED RANGER

i think it was all guy superheroes when v are still little kids....
power ranger, nt only boy, gal oso gt watch it
duno why tis few day will talk about it
haha~~~(childish???)
juz go youtube n search and found this
hope u vil enjoy tis video clip

i think every1 muz saw sum of it be4??
haha
i gonna copy from frenz n watch it again........

2008年7月24日星期四

UNLUCKY ----------->LUCKY

Wondering wat am i talking??
as i post earlier, i hav been so unlucky...........
after all when i hav dinner at MMU corner, i drop my hp............
after all, i cum bec n start 2 mope da floor
(yesterday there was a chicken war in our house, one of our housemate hav her BBQ 2day n they prepare here n make da floor very very oily.... n i am sympathy vif her coz she ytd deal vif chicken til very late so i mar help her mope lor )
and then my roomate cum down n tel me tat my mum called him.
i ask my mum 2 call my hp
but when i go upstair 2 get my hp, i cant find it
i was very nervous..........
how can i lost my hp
n i think tat if i drop outside i wont be able 2 find it anymore.......
n tis fon is my 1st fon....
it was given by my uncle as a reward........
why i so carelessssssssssss
i find everwhere n my roomate called my fon
then a guy answer n he ask me 2 go n take it bec!!!!!
OMG!!!!!
i so happy, and then my mum called my roomate again
i still plan 2 tel her my hp silent
haha
but she noe dee.........
n she asked me go n take immediately
luckily she din scold me...
then i walked very very very very very very very very very very very very very very fast there
finally i get bec my fon
whewwwwww~~~~~~~~~~
tat guy was so kind, i keep saying thks 2 him.....
i vil alwaz "bong chang" them again!!!!
they were so honest!!!!
2day duno hav wat luck, first called by lecturer n siao sui in class, then drop hp
but finally my luck bec..........
at least i take bec my hp.........
ntg lost 2day but , but i wish 2molo vil be a better day....................

DA GUY WHO IS "DANCING" AND HIS FRENZ, CUM DOWN HERE!!!!

damn!!!!
2day so unlucky!!!
haiz
and angry ler
becoz of tat "heide"!!!!!
he is my applied XXXX lecturer
damn!!!!
he so so so~~~~MEAN!!!!!

tis is how it start.........
2day is da 1st time he teach us, but i hope is da last day!! (Nabil, wer r u????)
n in a very small lecturer hall.....
and my frenz keeps queeze n i wan them sit far a bit frm me
but i din talk, i use action 2 tell them,
u noe wat happen nx??
da "heide" then ask me 2 go down n change place
tat tim i really agry lor
i din talk o wat
i juz use action
whole class staring at me......
last tim i been ask by nabil 2 concertrate i din angry coz i really noisy n din listen 2 him
but tis tim i din do wrong
i really angry
and he is nt a gud lecturer
i haven hate any lecturer be4!!
he so impatient n he kisiao 1!!!!
teaching juz read frm da slide!!!!
n he seems very hate nabil 1, dun wan use nabil note, n seems like dun wan under nabil
n i think he siao 1 (没有料还想要做头)
n he so overbearing (霸道)
finish teaching liao stil dun wan 2 let us go
siao 1
who ever sign adee can go liao mar
no need waite all ppl (duno wat is in his mind)
n he oso din let us walk around, i really beh tong he lor!!!!
like secondary skul teacher.....
all oso wana control!!!
siao 1
he is really da 1st lecturer i HATE!!!!
luckily he is not my tutorial lecturer
abor i need 2 c him more 1 hour!!!
hope tis sem vil finish faster!!!

2008年7月23日星期三

thermo tutorial

juz nw doing thermo tutorial
4 question, frm evening do until nitezzzz
haiz
stil canot finish!!!
sumore 2 quetion answer had been given
tat mean need 2 do two quetion only
luckily nx week exam wont cum out question like tis~~~
wheww~~~~
but 2day i hav sum happiness 2 share!!!
is about my aunt US
she is so kind n care bout us
she keep helping us since my father had stroke
she bought laptop (which is using by me, my bro n my sis nw)
recently my bro laptop battery broken
n when she heard tat her frenz cuming bec 2 malaysia soon , she quickly help ask my bro's laptop model coz she want to get a new battery 4 him
i am so touched!!!
thks ya
thks kuku!!!
v vil alwaz rmb ur kindness!!!
love u~~

bec 2 my topic,
da tutorial damn hard
nw i feel sleepy dee
duno can finish it o nt
haiz~~~~~

2008年7月22日星期二

溏心风暴之家好月圆

(TVB) 溏心风暴之家好月圆



类型 : 时装商战
演出 : 李司棋、夏 雨、米 雪、关菊英、陈 豪、林 峯、杨 怡、钟嘉欣、徐子珊、黄宗泽、陈法拉、黎诺懿、阮兆祥、李香琴、黎耀祥、温家恆
主题曲 : 无心害你(关菊英)
插曲 : 爱不疚(林峯)
集数 : 41
故事大纲


姐妹争夫 反目成仇


祖与荷的六个儿女,本来兄友弟恭、和睦相处,但因父母的离异,六兄弟姊妹被逼分散东西,法官逼不得已把家、圆、中判给祖,而荷则要独力抚养好、月、庆成人。从此,六兄弟姊妹再无法如往时般,在同一屋簷下共同生活及成长。
荷霎时间失去祖、红及家、圆、中,使荷受尽创伤及挫折。幸好在达、好、月、庆的支持下,能够重新振作起来,咬紧牙关渡过面前种种的难关,独力撑起整头家。
后来,早已移居葡萄牙多年的钟笑莎返港,在其姊荷家暂住,其实莎与丈夫在葡萄牙发生桃色纠纷,正办理离婚手续,因此莎正步荷后尘成失婚妇人。莎说话尖酸刻薄,爱搞风搞雨,立时成为荷家中的麻烦人物。莎一向不值祖当年背著荷与红搭上,拋妻弃子的负心汉所为,对祖更恨之入骨。
另 一边厢,祖自与荷离婚后,分得家、圆及中三个仔的管养权,与红再婚后展开新的生活。祖离婚前一直与荷一起经营家好月圆老饼家,从达的手中接手饼店开始, 两人一直努力经营,终於在区内搞得薄有名声。祖对做饼有著一腔热诚,与红另起炉灶,依然不肯放弃家好月圆这金漆招牌,打正牌号开立新店。祖在红的辅助下, 经过十多年的努力,终於闯出名堂,创立一个坐拥十六间分店,旗下员工过百的饼业集团。祖的生意越做越大,每年的广告费动輒成千万,成为饼业界中的翘楚。
祖 对荷负情薄倖,但对仔女却依然甚为疼锡,尤其对自己家中的家、圆及中更是特别紧张。祖虽然爱锡仔女,但却不像荷般懂得怎样管教他们,致使他与仔女间变得 疏离。祖家总不及荷家那么乐也融融,充满著欢乐气氛,这是祖不得不承认的事实。由於祖有负於荷,心内理亏,总觉得对不起仔女,故此反而时常在仔女面前摆出 一副严父的模样,希望赢回仔女的尊重,结果却令他与子女间更加生疏。
祖生性和稀泥,缺乏主见,一生注定受著两个女人的操控,逃不出老妈丽及红的控制。纵然祖与荷分开,始终与她的关是欲断难断。祖夹在丽、红与荷三人之间,实在左右做人难。
两家恶斗 何日团圆


红 对祖家尽心尽力,助他事业起飞,对家庭又照顾得头头是道。红又用尽一切方法笼络家中上下的人心,对祖的仔女克尽母职,故此圆及中均视红如亲母,惟独家却 是例外。家在荷与祖离婚时已十六岁,年少的家亲眼目睹父母离异,令家的心灵留下不可磨灭的伤痕,而这伤痕正是红所留下的,故此家对红一直心存芥蒂,对她始 终甚为冷淡。家当年本想留在荷的身边,但奈何荷对家委以重任,要家代为照顾留在祖身边的圆及中,故家迫於无奈在祖家生活。
红知道圆是个可造之才,悉心裁培圆接手家好月圆老饼家的生意,圆亦以心为心,专心一意协助红拓展生意,成为红的得力助手。而对於中,红亦一早送了他到外地升学,故在外人眼中,红非常关心两个非亲生儿子的学业与前途,是不折不扣的好妈妈…
红 表面上虽然疼锡祖与荷所生的子女,但始终最爱的还是自己与前夫所生的秋。红当年被强所拋弃,夹硬从荷手中抢去祖,其中很大的原因就是为了秋。红希望祖可 以当秋的继父,让秋有一个完整的家庭。一直以来红对秋都寄与厚望,一心想裁培爱女出人头地,秋亦不负所望,在外国学有所成,回港成为实习医生。红最希望秋 将来嫁得好,可以有一个完满的家庭。但秋与好的关是一直令红担心不已。
红与荷的关是原本已是十分紧张,两家人为著很少的事端亦可闹得不可开交,偏 偏却有不少小人在红与荷身边添烦添乱,莎就是其中最麻烦的人物。莎自从被老公拋 弃,从葡萄牙回港投靠荷后,见荷经营的饼舖虽然又旧又细,但其门如市,心想家好月圆老饼家其实是达留下来的家业,一直希望分回自己应有的一份。而祖夹硬抢 去招牌反而搞得有声有色,更令她不愤,故不断游说达应该与祖打官司将招牌争回来,一家人再合力将舖头发大来做,更要做月饼争取市场。
荷四面受敌,困难重重,最后不知如何打破困局。荷与祖一家人多年来离离合合,亲情越见生疏,一起经历过风风雨雨后,能否拨开云雾重见青天,重新体会亲情的可贵?一家人到最后能否开开心心聚首一堂,食著月饼一齐赏月?一切都似是未知之数!

角色关是图




隆重期待!!!!8月28号隆重开播!!!!!!

2008年7月20日星期日

haiz~~~~~~~~~

Yerterday when i was online and HV was preparing for Tuesday exam, HV got a call from Cyberjaya. (don't know who is the one who called)
after he received the call he tell me, our brather in cyberjaya quarrel......
He said 'PH and KK and E quarrel. And PH hit E....
At that time, we still feel that it is funny. and we just feel pity for E. (because hit by PH ler, E must be@#$@#%$)
after all, HV keep getting phone calls.(from dai lou, Lion, KK)
these called make us fell the serious of that matter
HV also called PH but he so moody............
wah~~~~ We start nervous....
And KK called, (dont know is he called or HV called) he cry and say he is alone at campus, PH left him alone there.
and we oso heard that they quarrel for a week already, and E want to jump from building~~~~
When we hear that, we really feel sad for them.
wakao!!!
Haven stay together for a month already quarrel like this!!
HV decided to call I (the bufday guy) to ask what happen to them but HV failed to contact him.
HV think that maybe Lion is on phone with him, so we decided to go Lion house by his motor.
It is a vry cold cold cold night........
i keep shaking on the motor.
i stil ask HV, dont know after they quarrel like this will them become nearer or they wont be as close as before.
HV tel me if he is the one who hitten by PH, he will not become as close as before although he forgive him.
whit chit-chating, we are near to Lion house
Before we reach Lion house, HV got another call again, after a while, he turned n tell me 'they fool us'
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
we have been fooled by our 'brader‘
we really worried about them ler~~~
not we want them to quarrel
but just..... haiz~~~
we decided to go Lion house.
when we reached Lion's house, we heard that she is speaking vif them on the phone.....
haiz~~~~~~
they keep say sorry lar, they very stress ar, they are DJ club ar, bla bla bla........
actually i didnt very angry lor
but juz very sad they fooled us, they fooled because of we concern bout them.
and i am the 1 who are the most innoncent. no people call me but i at HV house, if not i wont be fooled
haiz~~~~
HV say ar, if Lion gt car, maybe we will go cyberjaya
if we really go cyber and find you all, will you feel guilty???
haiz~~~~~~~
what can we say??
!@$!@#%#!$%^%$^
haiz~~~~~~~
haiz~~~~~~~~~
haiz~~~~~~~~~~
no mood lar~~~~~~~~~
"brader"????????
haiz~~~~~~~~~~~~

2008年7月18日星期五

to Money Making University president

wat the hell is going on??
everything $$$$
since you take over mmu, u make many changes...
1st of all, IT fee rm100!!!!
tis is multimedia university!!!!
why should v pay money for the internet
n 4 those who stay outside v need 2 pay for our own streamyx adee
now stil need 2 pay extra money 4 wat v din use!!!!!
even da computer in da lad oso kanasai!!!!
even startup take so much time!!!!
then u stil wan us 2 pay extra money for IT????
computer in library oso KNS!!!!!
then about da lecturer hall
clc ground floor has 4 lecturer hall, not any 1 is perfect
alwaz hav technical problem
if LCD projector can use, pc broken,
if pc ok, LCD projector cannot use pulak!!!!
if both can use, then no ohb projector
wat kind of multimedia university
when we want register to get into MMU, the staff speak very soft n polite to us
but when v get into university, even go finance pay fee, the stuff attitude very bad
like v owe them money!!!!
like this low standard service wan get more n more money!!!!
really "thick face"

KNS!!!!

realy ntg wrong, MMU=Money Making Uniersity!!!!!!!!!
now wat new rules

" ACADEMIC BARRING


This notice shall serves all MMU students.


Kindly be informed that the management has decided to implement Academic Barring for all students (except scholarship students ), starting from this trimester
( Tri 01 2008/2009 )

Students would not be allowed to have the access for coursework marks and attendance should they fail to settle the outstanding fees, starting from week 10.

Students are expected to make full payment by end of week 9 to avoid any inconveniences .They are encouraged to seek advise and assistance from Credit Management Unit ( CMU ) officials, as per our earlier notice dated 30th June 2008.


Thank you .


Credit Management Unit
"

now wat??
u think v print money ourselves??
everything u changes juz related 2 money only!!!!!
money!! money!! money!!!!!

those who wana cum n study in MMU, remember think properly
dun get cheated like us!!!!!!!!!

2008年7月16日星期三

A PAPER MODEL AGAIN!!!!





this is my recent model~~~
haiz~~~
stil cannot finish it yet~~~

coz ar~~~
gt exam lor
ytd only finish applied static quiz
easy but............but..........
but lost 2 marks deelor

nw need 2 start do engine math chapter 2 tut lor
duno wat da lecturer talking(all our gang oso duno ler!!!!! duno how 2 sit 4 test.......)
20 mcq question in 1 hour......
really scare ler~~~~

oya~~~~
my muet result out dee!!!!
erm...
band 4....
gud o nt???
dunolor......
as long as reach da target n no nid 2 take again....
coz da format had change~~~~~

2008年7月15日星期二

坚持到底!!!!!


看到他一次一次的被摔在地上,又爬起来继续练习,那种精神,让我感叹一个人对梦想的坚持,为梦想不顾一切,为梦想牺牲。。。。
我真的被她努力不懈的精神打动了!!!!
最后的后空翻,做得虽然不是很完美,但是至少你完成了!!!

2008年7月14日星期一